Yes and holy crap yes anon. :)
Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.
my kind of glory hole
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"
2014 THE OPERATOR
BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand
I love everything about this
White people need Jesus
white people will literally steal any and everything and yet black people are the ones that get followed around in stores. As a black woman I have been used without my knowledge or consent as a decoy for white “friends” who shoplifted KNOWING I was the one being followed. Lmao this shit makes me so mad, if you support it/don’t see how white privilege plays into shoplifting we aren’t friends and I truly mean that
Why the fuck did she steal lobsters?!
Since the NSA is watching, I mean…heyyy guys how about arresting the thief or some shit…
Holy hell, lady…
I was compelled to when I saw it come across my dash
I mean lookit my bby ‘Mano~ <3